S: Modhi mu min9ijich!
Why aren't you doing anything about it?
Me: Walla mali khilg mashakel, are you busy?
S: La2 laish?
Me: Tyeen my house?
S: Eeeh sure.
An hour later she came over.
S: I was thinking about it ou i have an idea modhi.
Me: 7ag shnu?
S: Bit3rfeen lu all the lovey dovey shit he tells you is true or not?
Me: Eeeh..?
S: Khansawe fake account!
Me: LA2 6AB3AN!
S: Why not?
Me: Bess...
S: Etkhfeen ena y6la3 9ij player mu?
Me: Maybe...
S: 3yal dam chthy mobkaifich, im making one.
She opened my laptop, made a new email then twitter account. She followed a few people
and made it look so realistic that no one would guess it's fake.
S: Lets wait a few days i'll tweet shway ou lman i get more followers i'll follow
him kay?
Me: Ok.
she stayed a few hours then her mom called her.
S: Wait omi gam etdig.
She picked the phone and talked to her, after she was done she hung up.
Me: Ha sh9ar?
S: Birou7on shlai ou she asked me lu tabe faroos ymurne ywdeeni
Me: Bitrou7een?
S: Lu entay etyeen arou7!
Me: I wish!
S: Ok try ask omich, bess latgouleen ena faroos bimurna!
There was too little chance, i knew for a fact mom wouldn't let me go.
Me: Enzain shlon anam?
S: Its 6pm modh shryich?
Me: Ok wait i'll go ask
I went to my mom's room.
Me: Mama!
Mom: Na3am..
Me: A7ibich.
Mom: Ana a7ibich, amray shnu tabeen?
Me: Mama ana minziman mu 6al3a..
Mom: Wlma6loub?
Me: Ok mut39been, adre mat5leeni arou7 because you care about me ou et5feen
3lai bess Saro bitrou7 ma3a her family elshlai w binamoun! Bacher b7droon, can
i go?
She smiled.
Me: 3ade?
Mom: Ana mita 5laitich 3ashan al7een a5leech?
Me: Adre you never did, bess my birthday ba3ad 5days mutinsain!
She smiled again
Mom: si2lay oboch ana mali sh'3l
Me: Ok witha s2alne etha entay rthya wla la2 shgoula?
Mom: Gouleela omi rathya.
I looked at her thinking it was a joke.
Me: Mama ana gam a7lim?
Mom: Et7siseeni mu6al3a killish! Yalla go ask oboch
I went to my dad bl9ala
Me: Baba Saro bitrou7 shalai with her family al7een ou bacher b7adroon can i go
with her?
Dad: La2.
Me: Bess omi rathya..
He turned around and looked at me.
Dad: Ok rou7ay.
I hugged my dad then ran to my room!
Me: RITHOWWW!!
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